FIVE REASONS TO VOTE FOR MITT
1. HAS PLENTY OF ROOM TO HOUSE THE POOR AND HOMELESS.
How could you not vote for a man who is as middle class as Mitt. If elected, he will make sure that there is a safety net for the poor - even if it means opening his various homes to the homeless.
2. KNOWS BUSINESS AND WALL STREET - INSIDER AND OUT.
Mitt knows how to make money. He can produce nothing from something - and still make a huge profit. Just what this country needs to pull us out of the mess created by Wall Street.
3. LIKES THE ABILITY TO BE TOUGH ON HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES.
It's heartening to know that Mitt will be the voice for the 50 million uninsured - who do not have the ability to fire anything.
4. TREATS ANIMALS WITH COMPASSION.
Mitt treats all animals the same way he would treat himself. A man that compassionate would make a wonderful president.
5. FLEXIBILITY TO BE EVERYTHING TO EVERYBODY.
Nothing is more important to Mitt than to see your side of an issue and agree with you - whatever your side is! Logically, this flexibility is the only way to make everyone think you actually care.
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